Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I consider that **** to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that **** as a sport, and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the **** athletically are you really doing in golf, my guy? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club, “Oh my God man, that’s a long *** birdie man, nice birdie, nice putt, man it went 250 yards.” Get the **** outta here, nobody care about that boring *** ****. Who the **** really watches golf, my dude? Nobody gives a ****, it makes everybody fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, what the **** are you really doing athletically, my guy, in fishing? All you’re doing is that you’re sitting your ***** *** up in a boat, usually it’s old *** snagger-teeth motherfuckers that ain’t got no goddamn teeth up in they fucking grill, or up in they mouth. They’re just sitting up the goddamn boat, you know what I’m saying. Throwing a goddamn rod. It can be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod. It can be a worm, it can be a caterpillar, it can be a centipede, it can be a dead *** butterfly, it can be a fucking beak of a damn bird, it can be a fucking, it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my God! We caught a big *** salmon, reel that fat ***** in, yeah.” Motherfucker, what are you doing athletically? How the **** is that working up a sweat, my dude? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Man, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, **** it. You know what, it is a sport. **** it. You guys want to consider that **** to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfucking **** to porn is a sport. There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do ****. There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a **** man, if you are building up a sweat, goddamn it, that’s **** is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that ****, is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, man, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay. I don’t know about you, dude, but when I’m beating my ****, man, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I’m saying? And that **** wears the **** out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can’t do that ****, so I do it with my left hand. So, in my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? Man, in my opinion, I believe it is. So I know with some of you trolling *** fuckin bitches are gonna say “Oh, man, you must not get no *****, motherfucker, if you jack off.” Motherfucker, let’s be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in they goddamn life. If you gonna sit back, and you gonna come on my video, and troll my ****, say “Oh, Jimmy, I never jacked off once in my life.” *****, stop lying. Everybody does this ****, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit, dude, and go preach that **** to somebody who fucking is actually gonna listen to you, okay? Number 2, “Oh my God, this comment was stupid. It was pointless.” Couldn’t’ve been that stupid, *****, you still read it! You know what I’m saying? All the motherfuckers that’s reading this, man, you saw the first sentence of the fucking comment before you read this ****. So it couldn’t’ve been that damn stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherfucker. So, jacking off. The ****’s a sport, **** it.
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:36 pm