"Hey, I-I'm Judgement. This is the DLC Shop! I'll give you items if you give me, well, money. See those Slowpoke Tails by your profile? If you give me some of those, I'll give you some of what I have in stock."
Life Noodles- Imported straight from Eagleland, almost as great as floor ice cream. Revives a character you originally roleplayed as.
Birbifier- Turns your character into a birb. Birbs are cool. (300 SPT)
Unbirbifier- You're 2cool4birbs. Enough of being a birb. (300 SPT)
Chintendo Vii- Bootleg goodness. Features pirated versions of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Sexy Poker. Probably better to use this as a weapon. (400 SPT)
Dorito flavored Mountain Dew- This.. this is a thing? Probably best to drink this if you want people to get rekt. Turns your character into a MLG gamer. (Any other foods will revert them into their original selves unless they were already MLG) (400 SPT)
Navi- HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN (JUST TAKE IT AWAY!! I-I'LL GIVE YOU IT FOR FREE!!)
Pro Games Player- You wanna be a pro? You wanna be a gamer? Well you gotta have one of this! (400 SPT)
Game Philip- philip make up your god damn mind (400 SPT)